My landlord

My landlord happens to live right directly above me; so as you can imagine, this leaves complaining about noise an impossibility.  With that being said, I have absolutely NO idea what she does up there to make so much noise.  Sometimes it sounds like she is moving heavy furniture.  Sometimes it sounds like she is bowling.  Other times it sounds like she is jumping around on a pogo stick.  I just don't understand how one woman (and her stupid non-stop barking dog) can make so much noise.