My Christmas Shopping Experience

Things noticed/witnessed/hope to soon forget: 

• A man on the dirty 30 asking a little boy if he could have a drink of his water...they did not know each other...and the boy gave it to him. 
• Scary man on the bus creepily staring at a small child and laughing hysterically in his face. The bus was so packed that nobody could move or do anything to avoid it. 
• A man standing behind me in line at Borders telling me all about how he gets too much spam email to his current email address.  He wanted me to know that some of the stuff he gets is so dirty that he himself, even though he is not a prude and used to own a porno movie shop, is offended. 
• A guy putting on deoderant while walking down Market St. 
• A women yelling at the check out lady at Walgreens to "just give it to me you fucking bitch" when she wouldn't immediately hand over the Sephora shopping bag that she had left here.  
• The dressing room lady at target who rolled her eyes and actually huffed outloud when I accidentally told her I had 5 items instead of 6. 

The holidays make people insane.  However, it should be noted that man in story number 2 actually was insane.